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A Little Bit of Humor...
Shared by PaVendors.com

You know you're from Pennsylvania when:

• You think the roads in any other state are smooth.
• Hearing horses clopping down a paved street doesn't bring you to the window to see what's going on outside.
• You can stop along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts on the "honor system."
• You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike.
• When it snows they put cinders on the roads instead of sand.
• You can give directions to Intercourse with a straight face.
• Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
• You know the four seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
• Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
• You measure distance in minutes.

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